Monday, June 29, 2009

Joke of the Day

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The lesson? Always keep your condoms in the car.

This joke was not created by me! =D I'm just sharing it with everyone.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Dodozai's Punishment

Defendent- Dodozai or referred as inT-Guai-|

You have abused your authority in the clan! You use your right for your own purposes without considering of the clan's. You’re blinded by the dark essence in your soul. With my authority under inT’s law 243 code 2, You will be taken into jail immediately. I hereby sentenced you 3 years behind bars under penalty inT's law section 198, code 42C. You are restricted to call for a lawyer or anyone within your jail term. After the jail term, you will be thrown into the pit of justice where it will devour your soul forever. Your soul will never ascend to heaven or descend to hell. I have strict witnesses, proofs and evidence, therefore there is no need to argue with me. Any attempts to escape will not be tolerated and immediate action will be taken. You have awaken the corrupted soul in you and you’re a criminal of all time and shall not be forgiven.

This is not a joke! Garena Unban appeal card does not work here.

-inT’s law enforment department

There are no RULES, I made them.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

DotA quiz #7- Tauren Ancestors' Revival

In this screenshot, we can see that there are 4 tauren's ancestors and 1 Tauren Chieftain in the middle. His ancestors had revived and came to aid him in his upcoming battles. The question is how to make so many tauren's ancestors to appear at once.
This is done in DotA v6.60 -ap mode ONLY! No other mode were added. -wtf or -noherolimit were not added as well.
No Tauren Chieftain or Tauren's ancestor were harmed in the making of this quiz. xD

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

DotA 6.60

Since That many complain www.getdota.com crash~
HERE the Brand New 6.60 Map~